the McNutts | Married!

if i were to tell you that this wedding included photos at the Fair, a wedding cake made entirely of Little Debbie snacks, pinatas, lottery ticket garter toss, a crazybooth, movie montages, table linens doubling as a large guestbook, an appearance by a big COW!!! and crepes in lieu of a groom’s cake… you’d think i made it up.

but, my dear blog readers… it wasn’t just any wedding. nope. it was a McNutt wedding. and these people know how to celebrate and have a good time. there is NO way i can do this wedding justice because you just had to be there.

after the wedding, sadie told me that she knew i was crazy and could handle the wedding. i’ll take that as a compliment! because this was AMAZING! i’m going to try my best to narrate this. but i know i’ll leave something out.

I should start by saying that Sadie and i converse regularly via Google Chat and that she made sure to make me a part of the wedding planning process.  so i got to know Wade and Sadie very well.  I haven’t stopped laughing and smiling since i met them.

When i first arrived, Sadie was having her makeup done. Turns out, she had a little blemish, so one of the girls tried a Greek remedy.

Wade and Sadie opted to see each other beforehand. But it gets better than that…

Wade sang a song…

the truth about how they met...

When i first met with the McNutts, they told me that they would be greeting their guests as they all walked in. This was a big hit! They said hello and hugged each and every one of their wedding guests.

halfway up the aisle… she decided this whole “flower girl” thing was highly overrated and made a beeline out of the church.

(Sadie made it all the way to the altar ::wink::)

this was, perhaps, my favorite part of the wedding. Their cake was “topless.” You had to vote on your favorite wedding cake topper to go on top. My vote went for the bride and groom popsicle sticks.

a grand wedding march that both impressed and confused the crap out of me. i don’t know how they all knew what to do, and when to do it. it was impressive… to say the least.

Apparently, it’s a McNutt tradition to sing a song to the groom at the wedding. Wade’s song was about how cheap he was. haha. it was the best thing i’ve ever heard. i wish i had the lyrics or video footage.

their first dance started off nice and sweet and pretty and romantic.

but was quickly interrupted with the Chicken Dance. yessir

not to be outdone, the parentals came out with classic RAWKING and swing dancing!chick-fil-a cow ever show up at one of your weddings? ….didn’t think so

Sadie and i wracked our brains on how to get the guys to actually TRY to catch the garter. Remote controlled cars? no. Lottery ticket??? YES!

Sadie said “pinata bouquet toss” i said “heck yes!” and together we decided to stuff it full of the bouquet, candy… aaaaaand – little toy soldier men… so that EVERY girl there got to take home a man!

wade and sadie… you. siiigh. i just can’t explain to you how much i adore the two of you. how FUN your wedding was. how much i laugh just looking at your photos. how excited i am to see your family grow. how much i’d love to be a part of this crazy family. but i can tell you that you are both amazing people and i am so glad you chose me for your wedding! you are beyond fabulous! i’m glad you got your guacamole. and happy that you brought back some Vegas souvenirs!!!! Enjoy your slideshow!!!